Delivered, divorced, deceased? Just another #fb update...

The recent interface changes on facebook (in one word: boo) have led me to re-evaluate my own addiction use of this social network. In fact, I am seriously considering completely kicking the habit. But while I continue evaluating and considering, I can't help but find the use of facebook a rather fascinating phenomenon. Why? Well, let me first share three updates from facebook friends of mine (hope you don't mind guys), posted within the past 3 months. Yes, I have blanked out their names, but no, I have not manipulated the contents: these postings are real.